I am concluding that some of our crazy politicians have actually been drinking gasoline! Here’s how it might have happened:
Hypocritical Politician: “I’ll show ‘Big Oil’ what I think of their high profits…[gulp] [gulp] [gulp]“
Hypocritical Politician, now drunk on E85 gasoline (with Ethanol, of course), says this:
More on what happens when you ingest large quantities of E85 gasoline, here: Nationalize This!